Hey. What's going on? Checking out my website I see.

Awesome.

Want to be my friend? Let's take it slow and start with myspace.

Hey. I gotta crazy cuckoo idea! Check out the archives from The DAMage Report. I was the co-host beginning with the 10/24/07 episode. If you want to laugh for an hour and maybe just learn a thing or two, hey, enjoy.

This all sounds better if you read it with a cheesy lounge singer-style voice. Maybe should have said that first